everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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