Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
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If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
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Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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