When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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