I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
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Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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