he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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