Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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