The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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