Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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