I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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