What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
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I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
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At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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