My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
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If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
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You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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