pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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