Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
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My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
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Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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