Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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