i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
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