idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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