He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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