I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
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So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
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I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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