You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
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woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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