atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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