You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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