Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
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You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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