How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
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