Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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