He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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