Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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