I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
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I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
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Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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