just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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