We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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