I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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