She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
