maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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