Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
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