what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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