wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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