how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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