Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Randomize
