Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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