It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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