Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
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The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
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We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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