woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
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would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
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Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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