i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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