the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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