Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
