So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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