i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
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Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
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I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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