I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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