I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
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He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
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He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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