What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Randomize
