he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
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Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
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I hate that we are older than the real world people now
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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