Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
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There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
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Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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