I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
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I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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