That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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