She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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