Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
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can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
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my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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