it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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