So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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